Single Ladies Saturday Night! The shit I see and hear!
As a bartender I can't help but listen to other people's conversations. So, as you get ready for your Single ladies Saturday night out, I wanted to share with you my nosy bartender secrets, revealed.....
One couple clearly on a first date, but they definitely know each other, hanging out over the 4th of July holiday. They're not drinking much, just nursing their drinks. He's okay, she's way above his league. He think's he's the next Judd Apatow, you know funny except he fall's short in the humor department. In the beginning of their conversation he tell's her, "You're a horrible person" Really? That's what you say? Kidding or not, it's not witty, funny, or cute. She seemed quite surprised as well. However, late in the conversation, and I missed the first part, she say's quite sternly. "This is not the best time to kiss me after that comment!" I was like...... what comment? I wanted to hear the first thing he had to say! She wasn't playing either. He tried to lean in, but she had enough! Then, she repeated it! I'm a possible contender! What does that even mean? Yasssssssss Queen, he's acting like he's a prize, and he's just average!
A young lady out with her girlfriends, having dinner and a drink is literally, I am mean literally! Damn, I hate that word it's soooooooo over used! Any hoo..... literally, reading every one of his texts to her girlfriends every detail. Then what really stuck out, because I couldn't possibly remember all the juicy details was...... "He's not even cute enough for me to go sleep with him cute!"
I know people are drinking, sniffing, doing all kinds on a Saturday night out! One kind of good looking guy comes to the bar and says, "Can I get a club soda, I'm totally on Molly!"
He's at least 40 years old, and he thinks he's 25. Let it go, old guy, you may have a heart attack and I will have to call the ambulance because your heart may not be able to take it.
I will keep eavesdropping, because honestly I have nothing else to do when I am at work! Plus, it's fun fodor to share my single ladies Saturday night out tales with my closest friends!
One couple clearly on a first date, but they definitely know each other, hanging out over the 4th of July holiday. They're not drinking much, just nursing their drinks. He's okay, she's way above his league. He think's he's the next Judd Apatow, you know funny except he fall's short in the humor department. In the beginning of their conversation he tell's her, "You're a horrible person" Really? That's what you say? Kidding or not, it's not witty, funny, or cute. She seemed quite surprised as well. However, late in the conversation, and I missed the first part, she say's quite sternly. "This is not the best time to kiss me after that comment!" I was like...... what comment? I wanted to hear the first thing he had to say! She wasn't playing either. He tried to lean in, but she had enough! Then, she repeated it! I'm a possible contender! What does that even mean? Yasssssssss Queen, he's acting like he's a prize, and he's just average!
A young lady out with her girlfriends, having dinner and a drink is literally, I am mean literally! Damn, I hate that word it's soooooooo over used! Any hoo..... literally, reading every one of his texts to her girlfriends every detail. Then what really stuck out, because I couldn't possibly remember all the juicy details was...... "He's not even cute enough for me to go sleep with him cute!"
I know people are drinking, sniffing, doing all kinds on a Saturday night out! One kind of good looking guy comes to the bar and says, "Can I get a club soda, I'm totally on Molly!"
He's at least 40 years old, and he thinks he's 25. Let it go, old guy, you may have a heart attack and I will have to call the ambulance because your heart may not be able to take it.
I will keep eavesdropping, because honestly I have nothing else to do when I am at work! Plus, it's fun fodor to share my single ladies Saturday night out tales with my closest friends!
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